Rock the vote-taku!
After
countless debates, ads and Facebook statuses, Election Day is finally
here! While we know our readers have all sorts of differing political
views, we thought we’d give everyone a little something to be
appreciative of this Election Day. No matter what you think of the two
major political candidates, we can all agree that we’re glad these anime
baddies aren’t taking a seat in the Oval Office.
Frieza (Dragon Ball Z) – Easily one of the more sadistic baddies in the DBZ
universe, Frieza isn't just a terrible candidate; his administration
would be quite the waking nightmare. On the bright side, there’s a
chance he’d require all members of the military to learn the Ginyu Force
moves, so at least that would be fun to watch, right?
Queen Beryl (Sailor Moon)
– Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, right? Beryl always wanted to
be Princess of the Earth and when she didn’t get her way, she just went
straight for destroying it. Can you imagine what her foreign policy
would be? Claim Canada for the Negaverse and nuke everything with dark
energy! 
Legato Blusummers (Trigun)
– Legato is a seriously messed up dude – like
delights-in-scarring-people-for-life kind of messed up. On top of that,
he’s involved with a guy named Million Knives, which, oddly enough, kind
of sounds like it could be the moniker of a modern-day weapons scandal
of some sort. At least, he'd have a jazzy Chief of Staff in the form of
Midvalley the Hornfreak.
Schneizel El Britannia (Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion R2)
– One of the most dangerous qualities Schneizel possesses is his charm.
Being charismatic makes it much easier to get elected, but don’t be
fooled! He thinks nothing of offing a couple billion people, so now
might be a good time to pledge your allegiance to Zero and his new world
order.
Tetsuo (Akira)
– Politicians get reckless and cruel with imagined power – Tetsuo
actually has real, tangible power. That’s a one-way ticket to
dictatorship if we’ve ever heard one. Plus, he has that whole “starting
Big Bangs in alternate universes” thing in his past, which is
flip-flopping of the highest degree we've ever seen.
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