Tuesday, November 6, 2012

TOKYOPOP's Anime Characters We're NOT Voting For!

Rock the vote-taku!

After countless debates, ads and Facebook statuses, Election Day is finally here! While we know our readers have all sorts of differing political views, we thought we’d give everyone a little something to be appreciative of this Election Day. No matter what you think of the two major political candidates, we can all agree that we’re glad these anime baddies aren’t taking a seat in the Oval Office.

Frieza (Dragon Ball Z) – Easily one of the more sadistic baddies in the DBZ universe, Frieza isn't just a terrible candidate; his administration would be quite the waking nightmare. On the bright side, there’s a chance he’d require all members of the military to learn the Ginyu Force moves, so at least that would be fun to watch, right?

 Queen Beryl (Sailor Moon) – Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, right? Beryl always wanted to be Princess of the Earth and when she didn’t get her way, she just went straight for destroying it. Can you imagine what her foreign policy would be? Claim Canada for the Negaverse and nuke everything with dark energy! 

 Legato Blusummers (Trigun) – Legato is a seriously messed up dude – like delights-in-scarring-people-for-life kind of messed up. On top of that, he’s involved with a guy named Million Knives, which, oddly enough, kind of sounds like it could be the moniker of a modern-day weapons scandal of some sort. At least, he'd have a jazzy Chief of Staff in the form of Midvalley the Hornfreak.

Schneizel El Britannia (Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion R2) – One of the most dangerous qualities Schneizel possesses is his charm. Being charismatic makes it much easier to get elected, but don’t be fooled! He thinks nothing of offing a couple billion people, so now might be a good time to pledge your allegiance to Zero and his new world order.

 Tetsuo (Akira) – Politicians get reckless and cruel with imagined power – Tetsuo actually has real, tangible power. That’s a one-way ticket to dictatorship if we’ve ever heard one. Plus, he has that whole “starting Big Bangs in alternate universes” thing in his past, which is flip-flopping of the highest degree we've ever seen.

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